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Friday, January 22

After a little break we are finally back with a new Friday's fun every week ...

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen De Generes

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
Rita Rudner

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
Roger Simon

Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
Paula Poundstone

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

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