Never trust a dog to watch your food -
Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert,
13
Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha,
13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells
you to. - Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't
let her brush your hair.-Taylia, 11
Never allow your three-year old brother
in the same room as yourschool assignment. - Traci, 14
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're
eating crackers- Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breath even after
eating a tic tac - Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at
the same time - Kyoyo, 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in
a glass of milk - Armir, 9
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts - Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking
for a horse -Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding
a baseball bat - Joel, 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show
it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen,
8
